Parks and Recreation Season 5 “Jerry’s Retirement” Review – Aquamarine Sweater Vests, Bonnie Rait, Da Vinci Code| April 18, 2013 at 9:36 PM EST
Here’s a list of the best quotes and moments from Parks and Recreationn season 5 episode 19 – “Jerry’s Retirement.”
“Every memory deserves to be chronicled. Even the saggy ones.” – Leslie Knope
Scrap Book: YEAR ONE
Day off? Day ON!
“We are all out of water, unfortunately. I’ll have to use boiling hot milk.” – April
“What the f#8k is happening right now?” – Leslie
Oh God, they DID give us hints about Jerry retiring. That first flashback was definitely on the show!
“You have the resting heart rate of a 100 year old tortoise.”
Mac and Cheese pizza! “You’re making that?!” Yup!
“When one Jerry leaves, the office naturally selects another Jerry. Ah, nature.” – Ron
“Hello Anne Perkins, my fallopian princess!” – Chris
Very important pamphlet reading to do! Damn right.
“We don’t have clearance levels.” “I know, but shouldn’t we?”
A giant squid. Ink Dracula! Squid Dracula!
Meeting the dead mayor.
Conference Room = Jerry Gergich Memorial Conference Room – RIP
“See you tomorrow, Jeremy.” – Tom
“Stupid Jerry, should’ve never saved his life.” – Tom
“Your purse is shaped like a waffle.” Leslie has a waffle purse!
I’m gonna go buy some sweatpants and a Nicholas Sparks novel.
Gergich Breakfast Song: Eggs, Bacon and Toast. Why don’t you start your day the Gergich way with eggs, bacon and toast!
Leslie sneaking out of the Gergich hug.
Whew, Jerry isn’t gone for good. And Tom doesn’t have to be the new Jerry. Double whew.
“I went back to season one of Fringe to check for plot holes. As I suspected…air tight.” – Ben
FAMILY ALBUM: Ben & Leslie
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