oprah oscar special

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If you missed Oprah‘s Oscar Special, you didn’t miss much at all. One thing worth mentioning is the foursome round table of AVATAR people who couldn’t get enough of praising each other via self-praise in this weird cycle of praisepraisepraise. It went along the lines of: “You’re wonderful. No, YOU’RE wonderful!”

Zoe Saldana went so far as to validate the film by saying that even dumb six year olds are profoundly affected by this movie because they don’t even leave the theater to pee until the end! Well, I guess that proves that little kids fall asleep in theaters just like old people.

James Cameron is so smug it makes me want to vomit in his shoes.