Sorry Old Spice dude, I prefer tall lanky guys on boats a la Andy Samberg. He's on a boat, you know?

Sorry Old Spice dude, but I prefer tall lanky guys on boats a la Andy Samberg. He's on a boat, you know?

So, we hate the Dodge commercial, like the new Toyota commercial (but won’t buy from them – obviously) and now I LOVE the Old Spice commercials. I appreciate comedy in any commercial! Still… I’m NOT going to buy Old Spice, or tell any guy that I want him to wear it. I ONLY like the commercial. Is that enough for Old Spice? Probably not. In fact, I can’t even just give it a shout-out without also mentioning that I think Old Spice is for cheap guys who want to smell like their Dad’s – which is a weird, weird issue. Can’t you get some Kenneth Cole Reaction up in hurr? But seriously. Just use normal soap. Even more seriously. If you use dove soap – your lady friends will like taking showers at your place and/or with you – AND appreciate your softer skin.

Don’t smell like sunsets and baby powder. Smell like jet fighters and punching.




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