Quotes from Season 2 Episode 4: New Girl “Neighbors”
Nick: I’ve never been an inspiration before…I don’t like this much responsibility.
Jess: TGIF marathon on tonight.
Jess: It’s Urkel!
Nick: It is perfectly fine to watch TV all day.
Jess: Low on bean, low on bean. I repeat, low on bean. …Good on bean!
Nick: If I had a dollar for every person I couldn’t hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I’d be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.
Schmidt: I crushed it. I crushed it all day today. That’s what I do on a daily basis. You used to inspire me… not specifically… but in a vague, look at that go-getter in that brightly colored sweater, kind of way.
Schmidt: What happened to the inspiring, visor-less Jess?
Schmidt: If you track my trajectory I’m gonna live to a 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.
Winston: I think I may have died four years ago.
Nick: I like getting older, I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality. …They never did get that Frisbee back.
Schmidt: I’m like a Jewish Peter Pan.
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
New Girl “Neighbors” Quotes
Nick: The spice is coming back!
Jess: Do you think I want to work at the Casserole Shanty?
Schmidt: That’s how she casser-rolls.
Schmidt: You missed an unreal hang last night. Un with a capital Un.
Schmidt: A smile class…
New Girl Quotes Season 2
Jess: At least I’m not 23, at least I own a trashcan, at least I can legally rent a car, at least I don’t live in a loft with three…at least I live with you guys.
Jess: There are no pranking movies
Jess: I just spent three days trying to impress people who don’t own bed frames.
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