New Girl “Fluffer” Quotes – Season 2 has Kanye, a Whale Belt and Mitt Romney
| October 2, 2012 at 9:16 PM EDTA Kanye West whale belt and Mitt Romney? It’s New Girl time!
You’re a big girl, you can watch The Walking Dead alone. – Nick
I told him I was checking my fantasy football scores. – Jess
You don’t even know what that is – Nick
No sir, I do not know what that is. – Jess
When you’re going through a “Taylor Swift like range of emotions” I should come over, right? – Cece
I deserve to have a shorty on the side – Jess
That’s the wrong use of shorty. – Nick
It’s after labor day, I’m wearing whales. … I’ll have you guys know that Kanye wore this belt. – Schmidt
Then we just laid there, like two old people in The Notebook, waiting to die. – Jess
Friends help friends have meaningless sex. – Schmidt
Where are you? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with. – Nick
Loft troll not used to fancy gentleman. – Jess
You’ve been starring at this girl for five minutes. I hope you’re checking her out otherwise you’re a serial killer. – Schmidt
I can afford the valet charge and the “add onions” – Nick
The only thing I know in this world is that this belt is amazing. – Schmidt
You my friend have become her fluffer. An emotional fluffer. – Winston
You’re calling Mitt Romney Dad now, that’s where we’re at? – Cece
What do you think about the New Girl Whale Belt? Nice, huh?
I want a casual sex affair just like in the movies. – Jess
Question: Under what circumstances would you build a dresser for a woman? – Jess
I can’t pleasure a woman and build a dresser at the same time. I’m not gonna lie. – Sam
Never Adele! – Winston
Nitpicking turns me off. You’re all horribly unattractive to me. – Schmidt as Tugg Romney
Get out of here, deviant! – Schmidt
It’s like memory foam. – Schmidt about Cece’s breasts
I can’t let you be in emotional porn. You have too much to offer! – Jess
It’s like high stakes legos – Nick on ikea furniture
Do your thang girl. Get crazy. – Nick
New Girl “Fluffer” Quotes
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