Explore Mad Men season 5 quotes from Don Draper, Peggy Olsen, and Sally Draper. These quotes are from the season 5 episode “Mystery Date.”

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She doesn’t believe me that I’m allowed to watch as much TV as I want because it’s the summer. — Sally Draper Quotes

Oh, the days of summer. Long though they seemed, they never lasted.

Dazzle me. — Peggy Olsen Quotes season 5

Don’t you want to say this to everyone you meet now?

The army makes me feel like a good man. – Greg
You’re not a good man. You never were. – Joan

Ouch Joan. Ouch.

Stop complaining. I don’t want you to get rickets in that haunted mansion. — Don

That house is scary, we’re glad Don noticed.

I married you, and I’m gonna be with you until I die…which could be this afternoon. – Don Draper quotes season 5

He’s got charm, gals.

If I take out the trash will you tell me about the murder? — Sally Draper Quotes season 5

Sally: the artful negotiator.

He said, ‘That’s for nothing, so watch out.’ – Pauline Quotes Mad Men

This entire story from Pauline was golden.

I’m glad the Army makes you feel like a man because I’m sick of trying. — Joan Holloway quotes season 5

And she really was.

Mad Men season 5 quotes

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