Even those living under rocks know that Kim Kardashian got married this weekend to none other than Kris Humphries. But you wouldn’t have guessed they’d end up that way from seeing how this Sunday’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians played out.

In terms of a good first impression, Kris didn’t deliver. The Jenner/Kardashian clan rolled their eyes, got offended, and probably considered trying to throw him over the side of a boat. In the Keeping up with the Kardashian’s (KUWTK) season 6 episode 10, it was time for a family vacation in Bora Bora.

Khloe and Lamar were not on this trip to Bora Bora (to celebrate the 20th wedding anniversary of Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner.) They were spared! Looks like this was a pretty awful trip from the get-go.

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With a united front, neither Khloe or Kourtney like this romance. Much as the sisters can fight at times, they ultimately respect what each other thinks.

Khloe said that Kris asked inappropriate questions about the validity of Kim’s ass, and validity of Khloe’s marriage. That’s sensitive.

Kris sarcastically pointed out that Kourtney and Scott Disick weren’t being affectionate on a boat ride. Kourtney said he had no filter.

When Kim lost a $75,000 earring in the water after Kris threw her in, he seemed annoyed with her. She left, crying.

When Kim had a panic attack about the size of the room, rose petals, and the heat…Kris didn’t seem to know what to do with this high maintenance attitude.

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