Hugh Hefner may have treated Kendra Wilkinson (The Girls Next Door, Kendra) with respect, but the reality TV star isn’t affording him much with her first book.

Kendra works on a new project to promote Kendra, in a world staring Kendra, directed by Kendra and with all voiceovers by saucy little Chipmunks with shrill laughs. Ph: Kendra’s Twitter

The book, whose title is “Sliding Into Home” (appropriate) is where Kendra discusses personal things such as her first sexual encounter with Hefner. Apparently their first time together was more of a passively arranged meeting then a heat of the moment romance. We were suckered into this new image (re-branding, if you will) for Hef, but we’ve forgotten one thing: THE ORGIES.

“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice, ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said ‘Okay, if I have to.’ It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn, it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was, all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.” – Kendra, “Sliding Into Home” tidbit from Star Magazine

Considering how much Hef has done for Kendra, we’re not sure this will go over well with him. Do you think Hef enjoys sex anymore, or felt as much pressure to continue this “ritual” (experience?) as the girls did.

Previously, Kendra has opened up about Hef to US Weekly, and then quickly apologized and said, “I’m more upset at myself with what I said,” to E! News right after the magazine went up on stands. She continued, “”I’m really bad at interviews, and anyone who knows me knew I meant no harm… I’m a goofball. Mostly, I’m very sorry to have hurt Hef. Playboy made me who I am, and Hef has done more for me than anyone else.”

About that interview she also added, “Hef was hurt, but he understands. He knows me and knows what came out of the article was not me at all. I said that I snuck sex every now and then, and I can’t take that back.”

The problem is that as much as we feel that anyone has a right to write about their life if they’re writing a novel, if Kendra truly did care about Hef – would she really tell the public these things? Is this book just another way to make money, no matter who she hurts?

Kendra had told US Weekly back in 09 these two juicy tidbits:

“There were romantic times, but I never saw a future with us, and I always knew it was gonna end, so I had to plan for my future. I never stopped hanging out with my guy friends. I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it.”

“I feel like it would be more appropriate if I ask my brother to walk me down the aisle… No offense to Hef. Of course I want him at my wedding, but I’m ready to be done with Playboy. I’m ready to be a classier woman, a wife and a mom.”

Next up for Kendra? The Kendra Work-Out DVD. Seriously. Cause it’s classy.

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