You know the trend of writing a six word story. And I happen to be a big fan of it. Ergo, I’m going to see how well I can summarize each “character’s storyline” with their own six word story.

Plenty of other websites and blogs will give you a blow-by-blow recap of every little thing that happened. So, I see no need to serve up the same thing here. Instead, enjoy these snippets to remind yourself what happened, enjoy what part of the episode I’m focusing on (would you focus on the same?) and maybe even use it as your sole source of information for when you need to know what those Kardashian’s are up to.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap (Season 9, Episode 17)- E!

Kim Kardashian Episode Recap

Destiny fulfilled = slept in Versace’s bed.

Kris Jenner Episode Recap

Learned about bongs, smoked with Mom.

Bruce Jenner Episode Recap

Buzzkill. No drugs. More drama. Womp.

Kourtney Kardashian Episode Recap

Selfish girl wants even more money.

Khloe Kardashian Episode Recap

Rocked a JLo ponytail. No BS.

Kylie Jenner Episode Recap

Mom bought her incense. How lame.

Scott Disick Episode Recap

Drunk monkey jumping on the bed.

How did you like them? Got any to add?