John Leguizamo has Big Balls and He Cannot Lie

Funny or Die has a new, exclusive, video with John Leguizamo. I suddenly feel like I’ve contracted some kind of tropical fever so I need to go put my head under a gallon of water, but check out this video. And maybe pray for me, and send ice cream. (Have you had that Skinny Cow brand? Those truffle bars are only 100 freakin’ calories!) If I die of tropical influenza, I’m okay with the last thing I’ve written being about balls. Ideally, I’d like to go to the tropics first, is all. Okay, BALL TIME.

Big Balls w/ John Leguizamo: Fast Eddie’s Nard Yard will get you in and out the door with the best pair of balls in town. You’ll be the envy of every man in town with your brand new confidence builders hanging between your thighs.