The Smartest Thing Ever Said on Jersey Shore (Season 3)

You can fake a tan, but you can’t fact insight like Vinny Guadagnino had in the most recent episode of Jersey Shore.

It took us three seasons of the Jersey Shore, but we’ve finally heard a piece of wisdom on the show that isn’t about hangover cures or ways of avoiding grenades. When Sammi exclaimed, “This is God telling me to go,” Vinnie wouldn’t let that sit. “No, this is not God, God is not your ego.” And in that statement, we were able to love Vinnie for so much more than his allegedly large package, and despite the fact that he slept with Snooki’s BFF.

This is a quote from Jersey Shore “Punch Drunk Love” by Vinny Guadagnino.