Barney’s bachelor party provided plenty of fun for us. And, hey, plenty of quotes, too!
Here are the best quotes from How I Met Your Mother season 8, episode 22 – “The Bro Mitzvah.”
Barney Stinson: So, ready for dinner with my Mom?
Robin. Yea…to help streamline the rest of our lives, you should always assume my answer to that question is no.
Loretta: You are so funny. What’s gotten into you? Oh that’s right, nothing, ever. (Wink)
Barney Stinson: The students have become the intermediate students.
Barney Stinson: A kidnapping. Respect.
Lily: Here he is. Just as hot as when his Tiger Beat photo spread gave a young girl the courage to explore the suddenly unfamiliar topography of her changing body…The Karate Kid!
Barney Stinson: Shut it Ralph Maccio! Why don’t you go have a party with Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter and War Horse and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!
Robin: I’m not a virgin! My napkin ring has seen plenty of breadsticks and one baguette… I dated a center from the Knicks.
Barney Stinson: You didn’t vet the stripper?
Lily: I can make some room by grinding on Ralph’s lap. Sitting. I meant sitting.
Barney: Lily, can you be more like the Chinese mobster and give me some credit?
Quinn: (on Clowns) Um, I think they prefer ‘people of bright color.’
Quinn: I always charge extra for girl-on-clown stuff.
Loretta: You are a dirty ho bag just like me.
Marshall: Not my ski-ball hand!
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