Best How I Met Your Mother quotes from ‘The Bro Mitzvah’ (Season 8)

Barney’s bachelor party provided plenty of fun for us. And, hey, plenty of quotes, too!

“The Bro Mitzvah” –The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, April 29 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Photo: Sonja Flemming/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Here are the best quotes from How I Met Your Mother season 8, episode 22 – “The Bro Mitzvah.”

Barney Stinson: So, ready for dinner with my Mom?
Robin. Yea…to help streamline the rest of our lives, you should always assume my answer to that question is no.

Loretta: You are so funny. What’s gotten into you? Oh that’s right, nothing, ever. (Wink)

Barney Stinson: The students have become the intermediate students.

Barney Stinson: A kidnapping. Respect.

Lily: Here he is. Just as hot as when his Tiger Beat photo spread gave a young girl the courage to explore the suddenly unfamiliar topography of her changing body…The Karate Kid!

Barney Stinson: Shut it Ralph Maccio! Why don’t you go have a party with Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter and War Horse and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!

Robin: I’m not a virgin! My napkin ring has seen plenty of breadsticks and one baguette… I dated a center from the Knicks.

Barney Stinson: You didn’t vet the stripper?

Lily: I can make some room by grinding on Ralph’s lap. Sitting. I meant sitting.

Barney: Lily, can you be more like the Chinese mobster and give me some credit?

Quinn: (on Clowns) Um, I think they prefer ‘people of bright color.’

Quinn: I always charge extra for girl-on-clown stuff.

Loretta: You are a dirty ho bag just like me.

Marshall: Not my ski-ball hand!

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