Heidi Montag’s ‘Playboy’ photos hit the interwebs

Heidi Montag in "Playboy"

Ever since the “The Hills” stars Heidi and Spencer Pratt showed up at the “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” premiere toting a copy of Heidi’s “Playboy” issue, much ballyhoo has been made about her spread. Well, the photos are out and all are featured after the jump.

I have to say, girlfriend has a great body but I am troubled by the dead eyes in most of the pictures. I think she was going for “bedroom eyes” and missed. Or maybe when you’re married to Spencer Pratt, “bedroom eyes” = “dead eyes.” The only one that doesn’t have the dead eyes is the last one and instead she looks like a very young girl sporting clown boobs, which is even more disturbing.

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