Happy Endings airs on ABC tonight with the episode “Baby Steps.” I’ve had the pleasure to preview it in advance, and as with all episodes of this David Caspe show, I highly recommend you tune in and watch.

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And now for a mostly spoiler-free segment called: Deep Thoughts during Happy Endings

  • I have got to watch Cocktail sometime.
  • I think every Dora has to be an explorer.
  • Tony Danza had a talk show?
  • I am so over hummus.
  • Steak Me Home Tonight is the best name for a good truck. But I’d probably try to order chicken.
  • I would absolutely change the name of someone in my head because I am a crazy Type A persona like Jane.
  • “Beanie Baby Broker Buddies.” I should have invested in some of those little toys. And yes, I’m being patronizing.
  • I still feel like Penny (Casey Wilson) would be the best gal pal ever.
  • Airplane ice is dirty?

Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 2 – “Baby Steps” Summary: Alex’s cute line of slogan t-shirts for babies (“Put Me to Bed” “Daddy’s Girl” “I Just Pooped”) become inappropriately popular with teen girls. Max has to get a job. And Jane learns she might have a daughter. Starring Elisha Cuthbert, Eliza Coupe, Casey Wilson, Zachary Knighton, Adam Pally, Damon Wayans Jr

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