Apparently the wildly popular “Hannah Montana” franchise from Disney is now set to market some “Hannah Montana” fruit. But did they pick the obvious and super-cute idea of Hannah Montana Bananas? No, they did not. Instead they went with Hannah Montana Cherries, which will be hitting supermarkets soon.
I’m not sure why they picked cherries, I don’t watch the show. I do know that after some scandalous Vanity Fair photos and a pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards that had the internet all a-buzz, now 16 year-old Miley Cyrus is marketing cherries. Cherries. Do I have to spell out the sexual innuendo here?
I think the real question on everyone’s minds… can Miley tie the stems into knots with her tongue?