Mmmmmm, cherries

Apparently the wildly popular “Hannah Montana” franchise from Disney is now set to market some “Hannah Montana” fruit. But did they pick the obvious and super-cute idea of Hannah Montana Bananas? No, they did not. Instead they went with Hannah Montana Cherries, which will be hitting supermarkets soon.

Miley Cyrus performs "Party in the USA" on a pole at the Teen Choice Awards

Miley Cyrus performs "Party in the USA" on a pole at the Teen Choice Awards

I’m not sure why they picked cherries, I don’t watch the show. I do know that after some scandalous Vanity Fair photos and a pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards that had the internet all a-buzz, now 16 year-old Miley Cyrus is marketing cherries. Cherries. Do I have to spell out the sexual innuendo here?

I think the real question on everyone’s minds… can Miley tie the stems into knots with her tongue?



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