community the art of discourseYour grade school name and your favorite drink must be combined for you to unlock the secret of your adult star name! This was demonstrated last night on Community (which I noted in my favorite quotes) and now there is a twitter hashtag I encourage you to all abuse! It’s #greendalepornname. I could be Francis Xavier Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale. Or… Ervin Mango Mojito. (Totally changed my school names to be funnier.) Who wants to be Big Walnut White Hot Chocolate, Christ the King Powerade¬† or Salem Squirt?

Submit your Greendale adult names to be loved and mocked! (And saved forever, preserved for future generations.)