Between Byzantine warfare and goats there were a lot of great quotes to choose from. And here are the very best quotes from Gossip Girl, “The Revengers” for you to peruse at your leisure aka “procrastination time”!

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Of course it is…

Dan: I don’t need a beday.
Georgina: It’s for me.

There’s time for this…

Blair: Do one thing before you go, kiss me Chuck Bass.

A potential new job?
Georgina: There’s a whole untapped niche in Schemers for Hire.

Preach!
Blair: Bart Bass may be able to fool the FBI but he’s never had to face off against Blair Waldorf and her Bitches.

The same thing always happens to us!
Blair: Apparently my town car has been absconded by a ruthless billionaire, so if you’d please send another, preferably with different, less devious driver…

It’s hard to imagine him looking bad…
Sage: TMZ leaked your mug shot and you looked really cute.

Disheartening as ever…
Sage: I go to Constance, I know an eating disorder when I see it.

She is a superhero, is how!

Nate: I don’t know how Clare Danes does this, spying hurts my head.

You don’t hear this every day…
Chuck: You aggravated him with your topless antics.

Metaphor time!
Blair: We need you to be the goat.

Is that why all these kids are so smart?

Ivy: Am I the only one who didn’t study Byzantine warfare?

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