If only this had been the threesome pairing, huh? "The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Penn Badgley, Lady Gaga, Leighton Meester as Blair Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

If only this had been the threesome pairing, huh? "The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Penn Badgley, Lady Gaga, Leighton Meester as Blair Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Next Monday, November 16th is the Gossip Girl episode The Last Days of Disco Stick, which has guest star Lady Gaga. E!Online says that Lady Gaga’s music “is the catalyst through which Dan, Olivia and Vanessa have to stay connected and work together even more closely for the time being.” Oh, episode ploys – we love you.

Of course, we’re wondering about the threesome of last week. Did those people petitioning the show know that the ‘hot threesome action’ was just people kissing in a circle? TAME. Boring, even. I know we always wanted Dan and Vanessa to get complicated, but somehow this felt like a let down.

Dan, Olivia and Vanessa had the threeway and the fallout won’t be good. Apparently The Last Days of Disco Stick might even treat us to flashbacks of the scene where the threesome occurred. This probably means another shot of them kissing tamely. You’ll be hearing me yawn from all the way over here.

Need Gossip Girl spoilers? Another Gossip Girl spoiler from Eonline.com is that Serena will be getting in a serious accident that sends her to the hospital. Hmm. Well, okay. Let’s look at pictures for the upcoming episode, shall we?

"Remember how the teens in the movie Cruel Intentions were purposefully styled to look older than they were?" "Yea." "They still looked good. We look ridiculous." "You do, Mr. Moneybags, but I look great." "Oh yea, what's that on your head?" "The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Leighton Meester as Blair and Ed Westwick as Chuck Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

"The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Leighton Meester as Blair and Ed Westwick as Chuck Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

An imagined conversation between Ed Westwick and Leighton Meester:

Ed: “Remember how the teens in the movie Cruel Intentions were purposefully styled to look older than they were?”
Leighton: “Yea.”
Ed: “They still looked good. We look ridiculous.”
Leighton: “You do look styled a little like The Monopoly Guy, but I look great.”
Ed: “Oh yea, what’s that on your head?”

Mirror, mirror on the wall - wtf is going on? "The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Leighton Meester as Blair Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

"The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Leighton Meester as Blair Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Mirror, mirror on the wall – wtf is going on?

Dressing like a bored housewife, already Olivia? "The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Hilary Duff as Olivia Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

"The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Hilary Duff as Olivia Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Dressing like a bored housewife already, Olivia?

"The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Chace Crawford as Nate Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

"The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Chace Crawford as Nate Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Sorry Nate, no good storylines for you!

"The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Lady Gaga Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

"The Last Days of Disco Stick" Pictured: Lady Gaga Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW © 2009 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

And…this.

Threesome becomes lonesome. Kids, just so no to threesomes. Watch a video clip for The Last Days of Disco Stick:



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