gossip girl billy baldwin

No wonder Serena is f*cked up, her dad is Billy Baldwin. I’m not sure I have any words right now. Nice dress, though. And look how Blake’s hand is posed? That is her saying* “STOP RIGHT THERE BALDWIN, we’re related on the show and we’re not making out!” Gossip Girl always stops THIS SHY of actual incest. Do you think they’ll ever go all out?

*I am now an expert in body language and micro-expressions, thank you Lie to Me.