Be honest: you kinda wanna touch the golden goddess that is Gwyneth Paltrow.

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On this weeks Glee, Paltrow’s character of Holly Holiday is keenly aware that sex is, well, sexy, and performs “Do You Wanna Touch Me?” originally made famous by Gary Glitter and Joan Jett. Of course, this is all part of her sex education tutorial for the Glee club. At the end she reminds them, “So, just remember, whenever you have sex with someone you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random.” Brittany S. Pierce seems a little troubled by this.

Not that we should make this about reality, but have you ever stopped to think about how this means that Puff Daddy (now P Diddy) and Gwyneth Paltrow have slept together via Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck (Via Gwyn and Ben)? I think about that way too often.

Glee “Do You Wanna Touch Me” video after the jump.

Anyway! In Glee “Sexy” look for the return of Sunzhine Corazon from the Glee season 2 premiere! She’s ll kinds of amazing, huh?

Glee airs Tuesdays on Fox. Photo: Fox

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