Girls — Season 2 — Quotes: “It’s About Time”

Marnie: Are you firing me?

Boss: Of course not. Downsizing is different.

Hannah Horvath: I’m so glad you accepted that thing I said was a macchiato but was really three kinds of syrup and soda water.

Hannah: How do you feel?

Adam: Like I got hit by a f*$king truck, which I did.

Adam: You’re my main hang.

Ray: My computer tells me you unfriended me on Facebook.

Marnie to Julian: Hannah would be so mad if you were bi.

Elijah: How am I supposed to get hard if you’re rolling your eyes?

Hannah: Can I borrow The Fountainhead?

Shoshanna: You were never my friend, you were only my lover, and that is now over.

Adam: Do you wanna watch Bagger Vance extras?

Elijah: Our lives are so entwined.

Marnie: What, like you’ve met his whole family?

Elijah: No, like he pays for everything.

Marnie: I hate anal sex. I assume.

Shoshanna: I thank the higher powers for all of the gifts that I have already received…A keen mathematical mind and fairly fast growing hair.

Elijah to Hannah: I’m sorry I have a boner. It’s not for you.

Marni: Julian spilled Yoo Hoo on a print!

Hannah: We can all laugh about it, over a bowl.. of crisps.

Audrey: I’m not stoned enough to do this.

Hannah: First off, I’ve loved one gay guy. So, that’s the number.

Marnie: I actually realized the other day I could go eight months with no sex and I’d be absolutely fine.

Adam: When you love someone you don’t have to be nice all the time.

Marnie: I wouldn’t even sleep with a cater waiter and they’re my age.

Hannah: I always felt like I was secretly really good at cutting hair.

Shoshanna: I may be deflowered but I’m not devalued.

Elijah: Does anyone have a Klonopin?

Marnie’s Mom: You just look like floats in the Macy’s parade, big heads on these tiny bodies.

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