Girls — Season 2 — Quotes: “Bad Friend”

Here are the best Girls season 2 quotes from the episode Season 2 episode 3.

Hannah: Okay, re: the threesome.

Shoshanna: All the junkies in my building totally hang out by the mailboxes.

Elijah: When did you eat jerky?
Hannah: That is not any concern of yours.

Hannah: Just go home and relax with your turtle.

Hannah: You’ve lied to me with your eyes.

Hannah: It is my greatest dream to have sex with myself. But also my greatest nightmare.

Elijah: We are the sexiest people here.

Hannah: We can keep being friends just as long as you know you’re a bad one.

Hannah: Get on my level!

Jessa: I love when you get stroppy.

Hannah: We might do coke in front of you, so just, no crying.

Elijah: Is this a bank?

Hannah: One can really go through their whole life and offend almost nobody.

Hannah: He’s not a junkie, you were misinformed. He’s clean, and he’s basically my guardian angel.

Elijah: I need supplements. Where do they keep their supplements?

Boothe: Look at the doll, describe her.
Marnie: Um, she feels, sassy.

Elijah: I usually hate when you wear your nipples out in public like that.

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