Haiku recap style – Game of Thrones “Kissed by Fire”

It’s hard to improve upon Game of Thrones. But the right haiku might just do it.

Lena Headley (Cersei Lannister) is in “Game of Thrones.” Photo: ABC

Game of Thrones Recap “Kissed by Fire”

Keep in mind this contains spoilers for the events that unfolded in this episode. I have followed the standard American Haiku format of 5-7-5. Should my math be wrong in any instance, I apologize.

These haiku’s are meant to recap the general direction of the character in “Kissed by Fire.” Really, they’re easier to read for a refresher than any longer recap would be.

Cersei Lannister

My brother for her,
A laughable marriage bed.
Leave me free, b#stard

Sansa Stark
Baelish sex spies see
That Loras dream is done now
So blind, like fast snow

Tyrion Lannister

Strong-armed into all
Easy to move this small pawn
Insulted I sigh

Robb Stark

This cut spites my nose
No woman calls me to halt
Damn Karstark, damn you

Jaime Lannister

Kingslayer is myth
Lady hold my last hand, please
I will only fall more

Game of Thrones “Kissed By Fire” Recap.