It’s hard to improve upon Game of Thrones. But the right haiku might just do it.

Lena Headley (Cersei Lannister) is in "Game of Thrones." Photo: ABC

Lena Headley (Cersei Lannister) is in “Game of Thrones.” Photo: ABC

Game of Thrones Recap “Kissed by Fire”

Keep in mind this contains spoilers for the events that unfolded in this episode. I have followed the standard American Haiku format of 5-7-5. Should my math be wrong in any instance, I apologize.

These haiku’s are meant to recap the general direction of the character in “Kissed by Fire.” Really, they’re easier to read for a refresher than any longer recap would be.

Cersei Lannister

My brother for her,
A laughable marriage bed.
Leave me free, b#stard

Sansa Stark
Baelish sex spies see
That Loras dream is done now
So blind, like fast snow

Tyrion Lannister

Strong-armed into all
Easy to move this small pawn
Insulted I sigh

Robb Stark

This cut spites my nose
No woman calls me to halt
Damn Karstark, damn you

Jaime Lannister

Kingslayer is myth
Lady hold my last hand, please
I will only fall more

Game of Thrones “Kissed By Fire” Recap.