funny-pictures-cats-secure-perimeterQuestion: Jessica Rae, what do you do when you’re not watching TV or writing about it?

I’m so glad you asked that very important question. I’m too lazy to take up professional bowling, so I talk to my Dad via the Interwebz. Communicating with your parental units can be an interesting interaction. Because of their limited typing skills and quest to be cool, it’s always rewarding.

Jessica: Please fax that thing I gave you. [ Number ] Thanks!
Dad: I haz’d sended da’ ting
Jessica: FYI. You are typing like one of the cats on icanhazcheesburger.com.
Dad: datz whaat idu

UPDATE!:

Jessica: I made you famous, did you see?
Dad: I was already famous. You de-famed me. You said I talk like a cheeseburger cat.
Jessica: But everyone loves a cheeseburger cat!

This is appropriate because Shopcat ONE TIME bit my Dad's nose and he has held a grudge for an entire year. Geeez.

This is appropriate because Shopcat (what I call my cat at ShesSmart.com) ONE TIME bit my Dad's nose and he has held a grudge for an entire year. Geeez.



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