Jersey Shore season 3 is providing us with some interesting quotes.
This could be from any episode, Sammi the paranoid wonder knows her thesis statement: “I think he was with a girl.” – Sammi
Understatement much? “Ronnie kind of has a temper.” – Pauly
Who knew this was the magical phrase to calm everyone down? “I played it wrong.” – Mike The Situation
Is Ron living in Kindergarten? Does he have a sign that says “No Girls Allowed!”? “Mike’s telling me I’m you’re boy, I’ve got you’re back – GUY CODE. The second I turn my back you’re all about the GIRL CODE you f#ckin’ bitch. – Ronnie
Yea. Whatever. “DON’T EVER F#CKIN’ TOUCH MY SHIT!!!!!” – Sammi
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