Have ya’ll ever seen a cow walk backwards?” Well, I have. Chances are, you have too. (If you watched this episode of ‘Duck Dynasty.’)
On Duck Dynasty tonight (March 19) ‘The Duck Dynasty’ team made a cow blind to show Sadie what a good idea it was (or wasn’t.) As we all know (ahem) a “cow blind” is basically a fake cow that people can crouch inside of, and trick ducks into thinking no one is there.
So. The cow was constructed. At first, it was painted all black and two wonky eyes were inserted. I was worried they didn’t think the white spots were important for a cow. I mean, you need to have an accurate cow! (Or not.) Luckily, when we saw the cow reappear out in the wild, the white spots were there.
Si had a few important things to say about the cow. Because he, duh, hates cows.
That’s right. Haterade at the cows.
So I’m thinking…HOW CAN ANYONE HATE POOR, CUTE COWS? Maybe Si just needs to see that YouTube video of the cows jumping when they get out of a barn. (It breaks my heart and nearly turned me vegan. …I might be an easily influenced soul.)
Si Robertson talks about Cows…
“You can’t trust Cows.” – Si
“He looks like he’s hiding a secret.” – Si
“They’re not mad. These cows are crazy.” Si
“I met a lot of cows in my life, and most of them had anger management issues.” – Si
Jase Robertson: Idea Man
Meanwhile, Jase was impressed by the cow blind. (Since it was his idea.)
“You should have seen the firepower coming out of that cow.” – Jase
I’ll be back after I make my own paper mache unicorn.
Duck Dynasty(A&E) Season 5, Episode 9 “The Big LeCOWski” aired on March 19, 2014. The one-hour ‘Duck Dynasty’ season finale airs next week at 10 pm EST.