Your complete guide to Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 Quotes!

I screwed your fiancee on your birthday cake. And I’m going to be late with my half of the rent. – Chloe quotes

Look at my thighs. Taut. Ropey. Madonna Ropey. – Apt 23 Quotes

You’ve surprised me and I’m rarely surprised. – Chloe

Chloe, you are so funny. Pun! – Small Screen Scoop posted these quotes

You can love Grandma’s ottoman and still sell pills – Chloe

I sell them and give the charity. No, I don’t really do that. – Chloe

That’s right. My roommate slept with my fiancee on my birthday cake. And it was the best thing that ever happened to me. – June

It’s just like in Friends. – June quotes Don’t Trust the B quotes

Hey, you know what’s fun? Alcohol. – Chloe

Anyone wanna get weird and play Mario Kart? – Chloe Don’t Trust the B quotes

I heard that bread out there is four dollars a loaf. Don’t buy bread. I will send you bread! – June’s Mom

Adopt a looting mentality. – Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23

I ordered a small coffee. They said I could sit here if I ordered a small coffee. – June

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There’s a pervert right here. – June quotes
Oh hi, Eli. – Chloe

I’m part of the great digestive system that is New York City. – Chloe quotes

Girls are too mean. – Chloe Don’t Trust the B quotes

Take off your pants, I gave assurances! – Chloe

Hey Tiger Beat. – Chloe
Hey, Whorenado. – James van der Beek quotes

Who is this prostitute? – Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 Quotes

Got a fan over, huh? She get you to put on the flannel? – Chloe
We’re negotiating. – James van der Beek

So how was moving? I was going to help you but then I didn’t want to. – Chloe

That’s Karen. She’s the serious one. (About a cat.) Small Screen Scoop posted these quotes

Top three things in my perfect day – chicken satay, live Brazilian music, and Baz Luhrman movies. And Prince Harry in my bed. I extended it, I extended it to four things. – Chloe

James Van der Beek. The Beek from the Creek. La Beek c’est chic. – Chloe Apt 23 quotes

Don’t be a blond dude in a Vietnamese jail, June. That’s the real life lesson here. – James van der Beek quotes

Don’t trust the bitch in Apartment 23. – Quotes

Dawson is the moon! – James van der Beek Quotes

That is the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for me. How sad is that? – June
Pretty sad. – Chloe

I got a lot of frosting in my crack. – Chloe quotes apt 23

Did we pay for those drinks? – June and Chloe quotes
No, hard times. Keep walking. – Chloe and June quotes

You said something really disturbing and then you slammed the door. – June Don’t Trust the B quotes

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