Your complete guide to Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 quotes from season 1! It stars Dreama Walker, Krysten Ritter and James van der Beek.

This morning ritual is what’s called a hookers toothbrush. – June Quotes

I’d been with my cheating fiance Steven since I was fourteen. That’s 11 years. That is 600 Nicholas Cage movies. – June

Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 Quotes

Have you ever eaten blowfish out of a Japanese man’s mouth? – Chloe Quotes

Why do you look like Indiana Jones when he’s a professor? – Chloe

I hate Franco, so I’m gonna beat him at acting teaching. – James Van Der Beek Quotes

Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 Quotes

She doesn’t like biking. – Scott
She is in a wheelchair! – June

Hi, we’re having a party for no reason! – Chloe

My compliments to the chef.

This guy is hot but boring. It’s like, okay stop telling me about your ebay feedback score. – Chloe

Don’t Trust the B Quotes complied by Small Screen Scoop

What is a biking party? – June
I don’t know. I didn’t want to seem uncool so I didn’t ask. – Scott

I’m in a Scott-McGruff sandwich. And I never felt safer. – Chloe

Did you and Pacey ever do a scene drunk? – Fan

When things get awkward she’s been known to duck behind a chubbo. – Scott

I need a rougher lofah. – June

So, how did your Mother end up in a wheelchair? – June
I don’t know. I felt like she always wanted me to ask, so I never did. – Chloe Quotes



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