Dancing with the Stars Season 13 Cast Couple Pictures and Reading their Body Language!

Are you prepped for Dancing with the Stars season 13? Wait a minute, 13? Are you superstitious? Well, there’s no time for hesitation now that the cast pictures have been released by ABC. Let’s see what their body language tells us about how they feel right now.

Elisabetta Canalis and Valentin Chmerkovskiy – Elisabetta doesn’t seem into posing…but Valentin does seem content to let her shine.

Ricki Lake and Derek Hough – Ricki’s feathery fringe looks sad. Someone needs to fix this dress ’cause it distracts from everything else. Mark has an awkwardly pointed finger down to his foot. But what does it mean?!

Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani – I’m just gonna ask, did she get botox? Her face has no emotion. They both look robotic.

Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus – This seems like a dress Taylor Swift would love. Haircut? That’s more Kate Gosselin.

Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke – Rob Kardashian is likely the least popular Dash, but is that enough to still be majorly popular? Rob is letting Cheryl lean on him, almost as though he’s saying “I’m the rock of my family, I can take it!” Of course (according to the show), he can’t.

David Arquette and Kym Johnson – What does Courtney Cox think of this? The last thing Arquette needs is to be doing this. At least he’s going to make it funny – check out his Blue Steel face. He’s gone Zoolander on us!

Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunkskaya – A classy couple, although Carson seems nervous and strained.

Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas – Did Kristin take this photo while inebriated and unable to stand? As usual, Mark is trying to steal the spotlight.

J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff – I have nothing to say other than this is another Taylor Swift dress. If you made it longer. Listen, T Swizzle fans? You may want to shop for your Halloween costumes at ballroom dancing stores.

Ron Artest and Peta Murgatroyd – This is … so awkward.

Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer  – Let the controversy ignite!

Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy – Hope Who? Maks looks confident and cocky, as per usual. Hope looks ready to be beaten into submission.

Photo Credit: ABC

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