Here’s part two of my observations of Dancing with the Stars.
Evan and Anna – Boring. Snooze fest. Eh. Whatever. They actually got the highest score as of this point. I’m not impressed.
Buzz and Ashley – I cannot believe we’re letting a living legend …do this. WTH? He’s 80 years old. He’s going to break a hip! Obviously, no one thinks he’s going to win. But the way Buzz and Ashley work together is very sweet. P.S. This is why other countries hate us. We take genuine American legends and make them go on reality TV shows.
Nicole and Derek – Derek Hough annoys me with his face. And Nicole is practically a professional dancer already, so learning a new type of dance cannot be that much harder for her. The saving grace is that Nicole has a funny personality that is totally cute, so I will try to stop hating on her. She also, by far, had the best dress of the night. Aka: Classiest. BTW, Just give them the trophy now.
Aiden and Edyta – They won’t win, but they’re decent. Good chemistry. They judges HATED them, though. Too bad. The stupid coat reveal was dumb, though.
Kate and Tony – Oh man, I hate this woman. She’s evil. If I was a Mom, she is the other Mom I would avoid at PTA meetings. But Kate is too busy playing on reality TV to go to silly things like parent teacher association meetings. She’s playing the Mom card to get votes. Cheap. Just like …everything about her. She looks like a Mom Barbie. And that is not a compliment. They danced to Billy Joel’s – Always a Woman? Talk about egotistical. Stop ruining Billy Joel, Kate Gosselin! Also, Kate is one of those people just trying to get through it – not trying to be good. Bruno said “It looked like Tony was pushing a shopping cart.” Ahahaa.
Pamela and Damian – She’s another person saying they’re dancing for a
family member. Which is kind of sweet, but I don’t want to be suckered into caring too much. When she said she said no rhythm I was having flashbacks of that Suzanne Sommers Mickey Mouse special. I think Kate Gosselin see’s Pamela Anderson when she looks in the mirror. But let’s be honest about Pam, her breasts are going to tip her over and make her off balance. Also, she’s the ‘biggest star’ of the season, which is why they made her go last. They wanted people to stay up to watch her. You wouldn’t have stayed up to watch that bachelor dude.
Read part 1 of this episode review: Dancing with the Stars
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