Here are the Community “Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking” quotes that you’re going to want to quote over and over and over again.

Community season 2 episode 15 quotes:

“It was the pills, they just took me over. I saw awful, terrible things….demons, aliens, Critters 3, something called Bruce Willis’ “Surrogates” – Pierce Community Quotes

“At the risk of sounding overly sensitive, I feel intensely bored by Pierce as a subject.” – Abed Community Quotes

“To say my final words to each of you.” – Pierce
“Final words? Are you gonna kill us?” – Troy Community Quotes
“No, dumby. Pills wiped me out. I’m dying.” – Pierce

“See? Fish in a barrel.” – Abed

“It’s Gregory Hines all over again.” – Troy

“You know how dramatic Pierce gets. Remember when he had the hiccups and pulled the fire alarm?” – Jeff Community Quotes

“Yea Jeff, what are you – Abed?” – Shirley

“If I’m gonna get bequeathed upon… I’d like it to be a drum kit, or a signed photo of LeVar Burton. Those would be my top two wishes. My third wish would be a million wishes. But I’d just use them all on a million signed photos of actor LeVar Burton.” – Troy

“Since in my absence you’ll be the new black sheep…I’m sorry that’s offensive, black swan.” – Pierce to Shirley

“People shouldn’t die in the same place as People Magazine’s do.” – Annie Community Quotes

“I hope to die surrounded by my family.” – Shirley
“That’s the only way I’d be around my family.” – Jeff

“Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly.” – Troy

“It’s called a complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them, I coined the term. See what I just said there? That was an explainabrag.” – Britta Community Quotes

“Are you ready to be bequeathed upon, Jeff?” – Pierce

“And so it is bequeathed.” – Pierce

“I TOLD PIERCE A THOUSAND TIMES, I NEVER WANTED TO MEET LEVAR IN PERSON. I JUST WANTED A PICTURE. YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE.” – Troy

“Annie Eddison, your bequeathal is at hand.” – Nurse

“And don’t you dare inter-cut this with footage of me freaking out.” – Jeff

“Set phasers to love me!” – Troy

“Are these blood diamonds? Are they (loudly whispers) HOLOCAUST DIAMONDS?” – Annie

“I was nostalgic from a very early age.” – Britta about Rebop

“Problem solved. Dilemma deleted. Britta for the win!” – Britta

“Thank God he didn’t take it. Can you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?” – Britta

“Apparently I need to say some things to my father. Some things I screamed at Pierce, instead.” – Jeff

“She’s actually just my favorite.” – Pierce about Annie

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