The season 2 episode of Community titled “Early 21st Century Romanticism” guest starred Andy Dick, championed the Barenaked Ladies, and had Troy senselessly in possession of a briefcase of tacos. But. I take that back, it made a lot of sense.

“You’re going to have to open your heart sometimes.” – Abed
“Did I miss the heart-opening deadline?” – Jeff

“Is she … a friend of Ellen?” – Annie

“And, in summation. Good luck, and Bon Appetit.” – Pierce about Britta being a lesbian

“Zip, zap, zooie.” – Pierce

“Intervention? Intervention, intervention?” – Annie

“Maybe BNL has two billboard awards to you zero.” – Annie

“This is a fight. We are fighting.” – Jeff

“I’m a STYLISH American, Professor. I’ve been forcing myself to be into soccer since 2004.” – Jeff

“Pierce is our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum! Are you!?” – Troy

“What’s in the briefcase?” – Librarian Mariah
“Tacos. You want one?” – Troy

“Don’t know. Not a homophobe.” – Britta

“What are you doing here, and how do you know where I live?” – Jeff
“I can answer both of those questions by returning your drivers license.” – Chang

“We need to get something straight first. This is the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me.” – Librarian Mariah

“In England, fanny means vagina?” – Chang

“I love pizza. In England we call them Italian Fanny’s.”

“Nice call ref, bite my banger!” – Professor Duncan

“Where are the white women at?” – Leonard

“Who’s magnitude?” – Jeff

“That is my analysis of the Saw movie franchise. I think that about does it. Time for you to choose.” – Abed

“Pew! Punch.” – Abed

“And for the record. I never thought you were cool. I only thought you were a lesbian.” – Paige

“My whole life is in this dishwasher, man.” – Chang

“Hey Jeff, don’t kill the messenger but you have three hermit crabs in your sink.” – Professor Duncan

“WAY TO GO, IDIOTS.” – Chang to the hermit crabs

“Do huddled masses mistake me for The Statue of Liberty?” – Jeff