Unsurprisingly, Clare doesn’t have that many fans.
To lead into Clare Crawley’s home date in Sacramento, the producers want us to know that this is a town of nature. So we get bizarre close-up’s of a flower, a bee, and a squirrel.
As you would for any daytime date, Clare wore a black dress with a lace, sheer back that shows off her black bra. Apparently, she always hangs out at a rose garden, so she takes Juan Pablo there.
There’s a park and a lake and …GEESE. Holy snickers bar, does she know Andi already used geese? AAAAH.
The pair sit on a park bench together. They certainly look like a real couple because they aren’t shy about being touchy-feely. In fact, she sits right on him. In her super short skirt.
She shared a sweet moment about her Dad pre-dancing the Father/Daughter wedding dance with her before he died. That’s sweet.
Then, ANOTHER sweet story about how if she ever needed her Dad and missed him so much, she should throw a rock into the water and as far as she throws it, he’s not that much farther than that. Damn, her Dad sounds like he was really awesome.
“I’m here, giving her a chance, cause, I like that girl.” – Juan Pablo
Clare has a snickers ton of sisters. Five!
The ocean “swimming” story comes up, although they don’t mention the naughty part. You could tell she wanted to, though. But even she’s too smart to do that.
Clare’s Mother and Dad only knew each other for 3 weeks before getting engaged…so it’s no wonder she doesn’t think things are moving too fast.
When Clare talks to her Mom (looks so old, gasp) and one of her sisters, things get messy. The sister (Laura) doesn’t think they would give a blessing. “Hold on, Mama doesn’t, or you don’t?” Mama ain’t saying much!
“I’m not gonna let you manipulate Mama.” – Laura
Unsurprisingly, Clare doesn’t get along with her sisters any better than the girls on the show.
Laura keeps trying to manipulate Mama into leaving so Clare can’t talk to her. It’s pretty weird. And even though it seems like Laura is being a brat, it all comes across that Clare is the baby brat of the family and she plays the victim with her other sister’s…
When it’s time for Mom/Juan Pablo, Laura jumps in on the conversation.
“Wow, I like this lady.” – Juan Pablo about Clare’s Mom.