Chelsea Handler has a New Team for NBC

Chelsea Handler was on The Jay Leno show last night, and she had a new approach in picking whether she was on Team Jay or Team Conan. I feel as though someone should write a tribute to these trials of our times. An anthem we could sing like ‘Love is a Battlefield’ only about late night talk shows and douches. I mean, what? Shut up, I’m drunk. No. You’re drunk? Are we ALL inventing new drinking games based off of How I Met Your Mother or what?

Team Ellen, FTW!