The first draft of Charlie Sheen‘s letter to former boss Chuck Lorre was given to TMZ by Sheen himself. It’s a horrible letter. But if you read in-between the lines it’s even worse.

Emphasis is the interpretation. Normal text is what Sheen wrote.

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me.

Listen up, only famous actors should try to change their names. He thinks he can be smart and make me look bad? He tried and failed.

I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows …

I work harder than anyone on TV. (Without ME, the show is nothing.) I’ve always known Lorre was horrible and an evil wizard, making me do his bidding. They only pay me millions a year, PALTRY MILLIONS.

I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth.

Recently, since I have no job, I was watching The Lost Boys and I saw that rice/maggot scene. And then that movie where the guy says “You can’t handle the truth!” Was that my Dad? I’m stoned.

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon.

I am getting him blacklisted from all good sushi restaurants in L.A.

Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I have anger management issues and am prone towards violence.

I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Don’t you realize I am like Martin Luther King Jr? But this is a cause bigger than political change or racism. This is about ME. If you like me, then you are beautiful and wonderful.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Now join my side or else.

Charlie Sheen


(Note: Please remember the bolded sections are only an interpretation of his words, not anything he wrote.)

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