The Trumpster has picked his cast list for Celebrity Apprentice 2012. What it lacks in genuine celebrities it makes up for in, uh… something else. (Note: A few of these are legitimate celebrities.)

• Clay Aiken: Singer, Dad, Gay, runner-up on American Idol season 2.

• Marco Andretti: IndyCar series driver. Michael Andretti is his Dad and his grandfather is Mario Andretti.

• Tia Carrere: Musician and actress (Wayne’s World.)

• Adam Carolla: Was on The Man Show, and cohost of Love Line with Dr. Drew Pinsky.

• Lou Ferrigno: Actor and bodybuilder. Was The Incredible Hulk on TV. Regular appearances on The King of Queens.

• Deborah Gibson: You know her as Debbie Gibson! A former pop singer from the 80’s.

More after the lackluster jump.

• Teresa Giudice: From The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Apparently a scrappy fighter.

• Victoria Gotti: Daughter of NYC crime boss John Gotti. Has written books and was on the reality show Growing Up Gotti.

• Arsenio Hall: Former late-night host, actor. Legend.

• Penn Jillette: Comedian and magician, you know him as part of “Penn & Teller.” Snarky.

• Lisa Lampanelli: Comedian. Scandalous. She won’t pull punches.

• Dayana Mendoza: Miss Universe of 2008. Also a singer and TV personality from Venezuela.

• Aubrey O’Day: Singer and former member of P-Diddy girl group Danity Kane, which broke up.

• Dee Snider: Twisted Sister frontman who helped out last season’s winner, John Rich, with his final challenge.

• George Takei: Actor (Sulu on Star Trek) and gay rights activist. Legend.

• Paul Teutul, Sr: Motorcycle designer and star of the Discovery Channel’s reality hit American Chopper.

• Cheryl Tiegs: Former supermodel. Have her looks held up?

• Patricia Velasquez, Actress in the movies The Mummy and The Mummy Returns. She also played Will Arnett’s (Gob’s) girlfriend Marta on Arrested Development.

The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 premiere date is Sunday, Feb. 12 at 9 pm ET/PT on NBC.