This is not going to be a long column, which is sad, since it’s the last I’ll ever write about True Blood for Small Screen Scoop. It won’t be long because there’s just not much to say. So let me start with thanking you guys for reading my, often times nonsensical, always impassioned ramblings. Thank […]

Well, guess who got tears all over their Funyuns they were eating? I can’t accept Bill not accepting the cure. Told you it was for some dumb reason. I don’t like when people assume they know what’s best for someone else, better than the person herself. Ugh, okay, even I can understand it doesn’t mean […]

Well, that was quite an opener, wasn’t it? How many of you cheered when Eric yelled out with the very blood still on his fangs? Me too! With the killing spree this show has been on I had no idea if Eric was going to be cured or not. I think the Powers That Be […]

“Banshee” is the keyword from “Time of Death.”  As in, “BANSHEEEEE!!!!” Re-live the episode, or just plain get the hell caught up, with the six word story recaps. Teen Wolf Season 4, Episode 8 “Time of Death” – MTV General Recap Benefactor evades dangerous plot, still revealed. Lydia Grandma has secrets, Lydia’s got answers. Mama McCall […]

You know the trend of writing a six word story. And I happen to be a big fan of it. Ergo, I’m going to see how well I can summarize each “character’s storyline” with their own six word story. Plenty of other websites and blogs will give you a blow-by-blow recap of every little thing […]

Who do you suppose I’ve described as, “a hulking Curious George on the prowl”? Read on into this Big Brother 16 recap to find out. Big Brother 16 Recap You know what phrase I hated on Jersey Shore? I mean, BESIDES all of the dumb catchphrases. Granted, I enjoyed “CABS ARE HERE” but I don’t […]

I think what I’m going to do for the rest of the season is print out a list of characters with a tiny box next to their name and just check them off one at a time as they’re MERCILESSLY MURDERED! Why does this keep happening? I don’t understand why everyone has to die just […]

Oh. My. God. That’s pretty much the extent of my vocabulary right now. Oh my God!! Eric cannot be infected with Hep V! I’ve mentioned before that I don’t read spoilers but I’m thinking that’s about to change. I wasn’t prepared for this and I screamed “Noooooo!” so loudly that my cats literally jumped and […]

In case you were curious, there was plenty of cat-fighting in the latest episode of RHONY. I mean, in case you thought something had changed different from every other episode that ever was or ever will be. I AM JUST HERE TO KEEP YOU INFORMED. Real Housewives of New York Recap Avery only drives BMW’s, […]

So, Andi Dorfman went all Juan Pablo on Eric Hill. And then the brief episodic memorial was all about Andi instead of Eric. Totally normal and classy. See what fans live-tweeted during the east coast showing of The Bachelorette last night… The Bachelorette Season 10 Recap – Eric Hill CLICK: ‘The Bachelorette’ Recap 2014: So, Dylan […]