Here you’ll find a collection of the best Bunheads quotes. We’ve included many of the pop culture references you’ll want to google!


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You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be should in pairs, it should be boobs!

He’s odd, and weird, and technically a stalker. – Michelle

I’m a mean girl. The sooner he learns that, the better. – Michelle Simms Quotes

I have to be perfect tomorrow. Perfect and glowing and 25. – Michelle Bunheads Quotes

Seriously. How far away is the nearest movie theater? – Michelle

It’s a manufactured pretty. It’s a kit. A pretty kit. – Bunheads Quotes

You’re on time! – Jimmy
Hi, I’m ignoring the surprise in your voice. – Michelle Simms Quotes

It’ll just be a bunch of old people standing around. Including me. I’m an oldie, too. – Michelle

I could stand here forever. – Michelle
That’s my plan. – Hubbell Bunheads quotes season 1

Bunheads Quotes compiled by Small Screen Scoop.

Namaste. – Michelle
What. – Fanny
Cause you’re Buddha. – Michelle
Ist. – Hubbell

The director is Gary Janetti. I told him all about you. – Jimmy
Whoa! – Michelle
With editing. – Jimmy

Check your brothers closets, that’s where we found Sleeping Beauty’s costume last year. – Fanny Flowers Quotes

Do not humiliate me. I am old. Any tiny shock could kill me. – Fanny Flowers Quotes

sutton foster bunheadsIf you like, we can order nothing but dessert. – Hubbell

First time I ever saw you on stage I thought, wow. – Hubbell
Did I fall? – Michelle

I won’t flee. – Hubbell
Buy some comfortable shoes. – Michelle Simms Bunheads Quotes

As long as my face doesn’t look like Chris Hansen, your guests will be fine. – Michelle (Bunheads pop culture references!)

Truly has some serious I’ll drive cross country in diapers to kill you issues. – Michelle (Bunheads references)

I know you don’t love me. I’m not an idiot. – Hubbell

Where’s Shabadoo when you need him? – Bunheads references

Have you had sex? – Fanny Flowers
Ever? – Michelle Simms

Welcome to the audition for the sequel to Cats. Working title, dogs. – Bunheads

That’s the key to any audition – attitude. – Bunheads Saason 1 Quotes

You wanna be a bunhead, huh? – Michelle Bunheads Quotes

No real lady wears shorts. – Fanny Flowers Quotes
In what century are we having this conversation? – Michelle

I googled you. – F
Wow. – M
Surprised? – F
Well, you own a boom box. – M

I think I could fall in love with him. I’d sure like myself a lot more if I did. – Bunheads quotes

It’s Arab spring unless you discover itunes, pronto. – Bunheads pop culture references

Wow, good speech. Wow, good kiss. Where’d you learn to kiss like that? Oh God, don’t say your Mother. – Michelle Bunheads Quotes

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