Here are Bunheads “For Fanny” quotes from season 1 episode 2 of the ABC Family series starring Sutton Foster.

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The minute they saw me they totally clammed up. Which translates to busted. Which translates to guilt. Which translates to Beamer. – Sasha

Car. Birthday. Fondue Pot. Am I fat? Quandary. – Melissa

Think. Focus. Follow the weird look to its obvious conclusion. – Sasha

You’d think there’d be one 24 hour tent company somewhere in the world. If for no other reason than just for novelty. – Fanny Flowers Quotes

Jesus will just have to share. – Fanny Flowers

Head down. Look sad. Popcorn’s on me. – Sasha

You were in a Wiccan group?
I was living in Vancouver. I didn’t ski… so.

We’ll look like a cult.
Or a karate class.

I love capes! – Bunheads
Who doesn’t love capes?

We’re going to hell, all of us. – Boo
As long as I don’t have to run there.

Yes. I’m looking to have cocktail napkins made with the Dali Llama’s face on them. Did he ever not wear glasses? – Fanny Flowers

I just think the town could use a woman who used to be a man. To go with the Republican and the Liza Minelli impersonator. – Bunheads quotes

I’m walking an old guy’s dog, and no that is not a sexual euphemism. – Michelle Simms

I hate brunch. Pick a meal. – Michelle Simms Quotes

Bunheads quotes compiled by Small Screen Scoop

Where the hell did you get a coupon to hire the Intrepid? – Michelle Simms

The voice of reason has just re-entered the building. – Michelle Simms

When your heart is completely broken forever you get to do whatever you want, no matter how crazy it seems. – Fanny Flowers Quotes

What happened to Mark Wahlberg in France? – Michelle Simms Quotes

I didn’t mean to scare you guys with hell. – Boo

There’s no crying in baseball. Or ballet. – Michelle Simms

So, how are you?
I think I stole a dog. – Michelle Quotes

You melted my cold, frozen tundra of a heart. – Michelle Bunheads Quotes

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Bunheads (ABC Family) stars Sutton Foster, Kelly Bishop, Kaitlyn Jenkins, Emma Dumont, Bailey Buntain and Julia Goldani Telles.