August 13, 2009
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Jeff won the "Big Brother" Coup d'Etat
The “Big Brother” house guests were put in HOH lockdown really early today and then the live feeds went down just before the studio audience arrived (11:30 BBT) and won’t be back until after the East Coast airing at 8 pm/7 pm central. If you’d like to have a real-time discussion of the show, tune in here at 8 pm/7 pm central for a live blog. Let’s hope we can all rejoice in Jeff’s ousting of Jessie!
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Well, if the rumors are true (spoilers in the link), this is going to be an awesome episode of “Big Brother.” Maybe the best ever. I’m so pumped.
I love Julie’s intro. “Jeff has it, Jessie fears it and Russell and Lydia desperately need. The power of Coup d’Etat has been unleashed on the ‘Big Brother’ house.” Hahaha, awesome. Also, doesn’t she look the dish in that polka dot dress?
After the Veto Meeting from Monday, Lydia and Kevin make up. She is bummed that he didn’t use it but she doesn’t actually seem that mad about it. Chima gloats about Russell leaving the house. Jessie is totally sweating the “Wizard Power.” (I love it that they call it that, btw.) Everybody suspects that it’s Jeff that has the Wizard Power and he’s actually managing to play it decently cool.
Natalie and Jessie decide they need to suck up to Jeff and Jordan because they fear the Coup d”Etat. The sound editors have a field day with this total gomer music that plays over Natalie and Jessie’s very obvious attempt to cuddle up to Ken & Barbie. In the diary room, Jordan vows that she will find out what they are up to… eventually. Snerk.
Russell tries to work on Jessie for his vote and Jessie is a big ol’ crybaby about not being picked for POV. Jessie says Russell won’t “buffalo” him anymore because he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Um, I’m from Iowa and I can categorically say that “buffloing” someone is not, like, a local colloquialism.
Russell then sets his sights on Michele for a vote. I personally think it would be great if Russell, Michele, Jordan and Jeff would ban together and take everybody else out (except Kevin, I like Kevin). Jessie sticks his nose in about Russell calling Michele “psycho” a few days ago and it erupts into another Alpha Male fight. They should measure their biceps and get it over with. Michele leaves, disgusted.
Chima says that if Jeff uses the Wizard Power, he’s going to see “wild animal style.” She says we’ll see a side of her we’ve never seen before. Well, how could that possibly be worse than what we’ve seen? Chima is a lunatic. I’m not saying she’s any worse than several other house guests, but she is a crazy person and kind-of racist, calling Russell a terrorist all the time. So what is the side of her we should fear? Will she bite the head off a live kitten or something?
After checking in with the house guests for nothing of import, we see an interview with Chima’s grandma to see what she thinks. Nobody cares what she thinks, though her grandma kind of reminds me of the old lady from “The Stand.”
We check in with Chima in the HOH room for the final few minutes of her Reign of Terror. Julie asks her about how she and Russell went from being friends to enemies. Chima has a blahblahblah answer, but I think we all know the real reason is that she made a pass at him and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
AND NOW THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED! WILL JEFF USE THE COUP D’ETAT?!?!
YES, HE WILL. Hot damn, I am so excited. Did you see Jessie’s face? He just shit himself. So great. Jordan’s mouth agape is pretty great too.
WHOA, CHIMA GETS TO COMPETE IN THE HOH COMPETITION. WOW. That’s an interesting twist.
Jeff then replaces Lydia with Natalie and replaces Russell with Jessie. SO AWESOME. Y’all, I am freaking the eff out. This is so great. This is better than the “Survivor” episode when Rocky, Eduardo and the other guy got duped by Earl and Yau Man.
Natalie’s “don’t evict me speech” is fine, but I can’t stop staring at her outfit. She is Monochromatic Natalie tonight. What’s with all the brown? Jessie’s speech congratulates Jeff on the move he made, which is SO CLASSY. Way to be a good sport and not all sour grapes. That’s very cool and makes me think 100x better of Jessie.
The voting goes Lydia evicts Natalie, Jordan evicts Jessie, Kevin evicts Jessie, Michele evicts Jessie and Russell evicts Natalie. Wow, that surprises me a lot, but I think it’ll win him a jury vote from Jessie. So Jessie gets sent away by a 3-2 vote.
If you have any questions you’d like me to ask Jessie in my interview with him tomorrow, please leave them in the comments.
Chima starts muttering about Jeff saying “I kept my word” and something about the mystery power and how she needs to have a chat with the producers. She’s such a nutcase.
Jessie’s interview with Julie is totally inane. Let’s get to the HOH competition. In the competition, they are answering questions about former competitions. It comes down to Kevin and Michele and Michele wins Head of Household. I guess the spoilers were spot-on. Wow.
I’m tickled for Michele, but I am fearful she’s going to nominate Jeff and Russell since there’s been talk of a Girl Power alliance. I would really prefer that she nominate Natalie and Chima.
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August 13th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Someone needs to tell Chima that this is called Big Brother, not the Chima show. She’s a piece of crap that needs to go home or better yet have her own reality show
August 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Hopefully Michelle starts playing the game as I believe that she is capable of. I think this whole time she has been laying low and hopefully she doesn’t buy into Chima’s girl power. Chima has to realize that this show is not all about her.
August 13th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I wonder if Jesse was playing Lydia and Natalie or if it was the other way around.
August 13th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Glad to see Jessie gone. I hope Michelle realizes that the all girl alliance is stupid and not that strong. Chima and Natalie have big targets on their backs and Michelle should get away from that and work with the other side – namely Jeff, Jordan and Russell. They have the numbers anyway. I also hope Jessie’s eviction helps Lydia as well. He f’d with her mind so much so now that he’s gone, maybe she can get her head in the game and focus. Lets hope Chima and Natalie are next to go! Could happen with the double eviction coming up!
August 13th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Chima is definitely a nutcase who thinks the world revolves around her. I can’t believe that she was manipulating Kevin during the HOH competition even. Please let all realize what nutcases Chima and Natalie are. Hopefully, their rein of terror is done. Way to go Jeff! You rock. He’s just about the most perfect guy I’ve seen on BB. And to think he got 82% of the votes for the CDT is awesome. I think he and Jordan are so precious together. Come on Michele, stick with Russ, Jordan and Jeff and let’s see what happens next!
August 13th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Ok…I have NEVER blogged about BB and I’ve been an avid watcher since season 1 but I have to say tonight’s episode is THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually tape it and watch it without commercials and JEFF ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Jeff, love him, love him, love him. So sick of Chima…fake hair, fake everything…yuck!!!! That was the best move for Jeff and I hope Michelle’s PhD kicks in…though I doubt anything can beat tonight’s move. Oh…did I already say I LOVE JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Love,Love,Love the show.
Love,Love,Love Jeff and his move.
Love, Love, Love it!!!!
August 14th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Screw Jeff. Would had more respect for him if he would have won Hoh or something and put up Jessie and Natalie himself, not given something because america loves how we flirts with Jordan.
Same thing with season 8 Eric and Jessica.
Freakin pathetic.
And Jordan is mouthing off as if she has anyone role in the house besides laying in the hammock with Tony Romo.
Chima is the true villian, she is not like Evil Dick. He was loved, but i’d say a tiny bit over half the viewers, Chima is just a low life, racist, hypocrite.
I was so sad to see Jessie go, he played the best game for 5 weeks, and he goes from hero to outro in 5 minutes, i think thats a little boggus. But smart move on Jeff.
Its that size that works agsint Jessie.
Im so happy Natalie is still in the house. Hopefully she can win HOH agian, and take out Jeff. Dont even bother with Jordan, she will never be an issue for anyone in the house. we’ve seen that.
Now Michelle is HOH i think none of the girls are in danger. its gonna be Jeff and Russ.
which i like Russ a lil bit, but my person this year is Natalie so that works in her favor.
Its amazing how Jeff has so many fans. I mean i ask myself time and time again. Why? He isnt a strong competitor, and only tried 1 time to do something worth mentioning. U would think America would respect the game.
Strongest players in the house i think are Michelle, Russ, Natalie to an exent.
everyone else is as weak as old wood.
August 14th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Yeah, way to go Michelle. I hope that she uses the HOH to benefit the rest of the house as well as herself. Chima needs to go , but so does poor love sick Natalie. I’m sick of all this racism by Chima. She is really the one to call someone a “terroist”. Looks to me like she terrorized BB into changing the format of the shoe from live to taped. And what about all the threats she made about causing a scene, just so she would get special treatment from BB. You know that somehow doesn’t seem fair to the other houseguests that they got special food and beauty products by using threats against BB. She needs to be sent home if not by the fans then by BB. Enough with all the tantrum throwing by a 30 something year old woman. Or is that a 30 year old idiot? I would hate to know that she was a family member of mine!!!!! I hope that Jeff, Jordan, Michelle make the final 3. BB, SEND CHIMA HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!