Below find the best vampire diaries quote from season 3. Here are quotes from the season 3 episode “1912.”

“You’re gonna make me run more, aren’t you?”

Elena does like to test her boys! Not that this was a real test. I just want to point out that she looked really overdressed in layers. Was Nina Dobrev so cold she needed all those hoodies and shirts? The girl is super thin, but the gray hoodie made her look almost medium large! Gaaaasp.

“Your friend’s in jail for murder. You have to do something.” “Well, I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation’s throat or maybe her tongue. You know, I could chew it up in little, tiny pieces and feed it to the squirrels.” “Stop it, Damon.” “Guess me staying out of it suddenly sounds like a good idea, doesn’t it?”
– Damon and Stefan Quotes

Oh, Damon. Always with the sarcasm.

“I saved your life last night. You’re welcome.” “You know you could show a little compassion about Bonnie.” “I know. You’re right. Her and her mom must be really hurting right now. Should I send lasagna?” “Now you’re just being mean.” “I’m mean. You hate me. The Earth is back on its axis.” – Damon and Elena Quotes

I wonder if Bonnie likes Italian food. And, oh yea, if we’ll ever see her on the show again. Roar!

“Dear Diary, The chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was ‘Joe.’ That lie will haunt me forever.”

Why – what? I loved this but I am still scratching my head. Besides, I was given to believe chipmunks hung out in groups of at least 3 to form bands with guys named Alvin.

“I was hoping we could hang. You know, a little brother bonding. I mean, I know we don’t actually ‘hang out.’ We team up. We join forces. We activate our Wonder Twin powers.”

I think that’s an old comic book thing?

“Oh…She-devil. Nine o’clock.”

So, they aren’t warming up to Rebekah.

“You know, you don’t have to disguise your motives, Blondie Bex. If you want more sex, just ask for it.” “Not enough liquor in the world.” “Oh come on, it was too good for you to be this hostile.” – The Vampire Diaries Damon Quotes

He’s calling her Bex. He is totally smug.

“Easy there, lushy pants. It’s been a hoot and a half but it’s boys night and you weren’t invited.”

Just perfect Damon stuff.

“Why are you so grumpy?” “He’s on a master cleanse. Trying to be a better man and all.” “You know, you were a lot more fun in the Twenties.” “You’ll rile him up. He’s testy when he’s being self-righteous.”

I like the metaphor. A juice cleanse, if you will.

“‘His bitterness consumes him. He is nothing but blackness and bile.’ Oof. Judgey.” “Well, this is fun.”

Judgey. Damon loves that word. He feels judged by everyone! Woe.

“She was obsessed with my brother, Finn, over 900 years ago.” “What? Creepy suicidal guy?”

That’s the one! Looks like Finn might have a storyline coming up. If we see Sage again.

“OK, fine. I’m freaking out. I’m ready to eat the entire waitstaff. Why do you need to hear me say it?” “Because I’m feeling a little self-righteous, too.”

An emotional breakdown for Stefan!

“It’s like I knew that he would never stop loving me. Like he would never…” “What?” “Die. Like he would never die.” “Like your parents did.” “And Damon?” “Damon just sort snuck up on me. He got under my skin and no matter what I do, I just–I can’t shake him.” “Once you fall in love with someone I don’t know if…I don’t know if you can ever shake ‘em.”

First I thought Matt was talking about Damon, but then it was clear he was talking about himself. Gah. Elena has too much going on.

“Sometimes it pays to be the only normal one in a town with vampires. Practically invisible.”

Not invisible. Very not invisible.

“I mean, before you know it, you’re going to be the king of moderation.”

Damon really believes this. But will it ever happen?

“I let you walk away. I watched you go over the edge and I didn’t do anything to stop you.” “You couldn’t have.” “Sure I could have. But I just didn’t want to. But I want to now. Whenever you go too far, I will be there to pull you back. Every second, every day. ‘Til you don’t need me.” “Why?” “Because right now, you’re all I got.”

Probably the best serious quote of the night.

“You’re insane.” “No. But I think you might be.”


Best Vampire Diaries Quotes season 3.

The Vampire Diaries 1912. Writers: Julie Plec & Elisabeth R. Finch

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