Here are the best True Blood quotes from season 5.
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He was head of delivering babies. He kept eating them. – Nora
They were following my orders. They deserve mercy. – Bill
Easy now, she just lost her son. – Sam
She just ate her son!
Stackhouse, I had sex. – Sheriff Bellefleur
I’m here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. – Reverand Steve Newlin
Oh it burns, it burns. I’m gonna leave you alone and go eat your neighbor. This is the very mister I have on my trailer. – Shop clerk
Tara, is in there. You have to have faith. – Sookie
This ain’t no life. – Lafayette
It will be, I promise. – Sookie
Jesus Stackhouse have you slept with every woman in this town?
I don’t know. I’m close, I guess. – Jason Stackhouse
Long live the king. – Eric Northman
Hair puling, really? How do you like it. – Jessica
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