With a wealth of knowledge, Si Robertson teaches us about how to be a duck hunter.

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The first rule is…
Si: You gotta think like a duck

And of course, the most important rule is…
Si: The cardinal rule of duck hunting: Wake up in time to go duck hunting.

And if you mess up, blame the other person…
Si: Did you forget the ice? (Turns) Hey, Honest truth, I forgot to tell him to get the ice.

But always be honest…
Si: Welcome to the jungle Willie! Hey, you gonna die!

And never leave out the opportunity to be silly…
Si: Hey while you’re at it why don’t you get some French Cries too

Again, humor is key…
Si: I’m quality control. That’s where all the stress is.

And insults are allowed…
Si: Yo beard so fat not even Dora can explore it

And your intelligence should be shared with others…
Si: Talk about a yuppie move

So, what do you THINK? Are you ready to be a duck hunter? (Please don’t, I hate hunting! But Si is funny, never the less.)

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