Below you’ll find your ultimate source for the best Parks and Recreation Quotes in the season 4 episode “The Trial of Leslie Knope.” Featured quotes include Leslie talking about grants, and April blaming Ethel Beavers.

Best Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes “The Trial of Leslie Knope”

“I broke one rule and I will accept a slap on the wrist. But when you sit back and let your relationship be destroyed, you go down as history as a frozen whore. I’m fighting!” – Leslie

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“Your basic white people clothes.” – Donna about khakis and button-down shirts that Leslie and Ben wore.

“The only thing that was ravaged were these federal grant proposals that Donna had dropped off earlier. And by the way, we got the gramps…. grants. God, uh, that was gonna be such an awesome moment.” – Leslie

“Did Tom Ford turn around the house of Gucci?” –Tom to Chris, re: is Leslie a good employee

“You know what makes a good person good? When a good person does something bad, they own up to it.” – Ron to Leslie

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“Bribing someone to hide a sexcapade? I’m proud to call you a friend.” – Tom

“I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.” – Ron about Tammy 2

“I don’t know why Leslie Knope’s on trial! Ethel Beavers did it! Beavers did it! I will hold myself in contempt of the court!” – April

“I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.”

“’Any woman caught laughing is a witch.’ That’s true.” – April, quoting a Pawnee law book

See if your favorite made the cut: Best Leslie Knope Quotes

Leslie “Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.”
Ann: “Okay!”
Leslie: (Phone rings) “Thanks Ann!”

“Your actions wounded me to my core. Which is not easy since the bulk of my workouts are focused on core strengthening.” – Chris

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