Best Parks and Recreation Quotes from the finale! “Are You Better Off?”

Here are the very best Parks and Recreation quotes from the season 5 finale, titled “Are You Better Off?”

PARKS AND RECREATION — “Are You Better Off?” Episode 522 — Pictured: Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope — (Photo by: Colleen Hayes/NBC)

Parks and Recreation Quotes

“I just wanna thank Ron for lending us his cabin.” – Leslie Knope
“Lending? Makes it sound like I had a choice in the matter. I never should have agreed to this. Or let you know I had a cabin. Or gotten to know any of you.” – Ron Swanson
“That’s the spirit!” – Leslie Knope

“You have a condo in Seattle?” – Ben
“Yes, I like the rain and the fish markets.” – Donna

“And also, I hate working.” – Mona Lisa

“This case just remained interesting.” – Andy

“This town is going to hell in a Gucci knockout handbag, girl.”

“I’m not not saying Diddy.” – Tom

“Is that Brandy Maxx?” – Andy

“I actually think you should get a Hello Kitty tattoo.” – April

“You had a dum dum face!” – Jean Ralphio

“There is no way I could be pregnant with a human baby.” – Mona Lisa

“It was Elizabeth Warren. Like I’m not going to watch that live?” – Leslie Knope

“Recall Schmeecall.” – Leslie Knope

“If you need any speeches, testimonials or just general enthusiasm for your recall fight, I’m your man.” – Chris

“Last one to pick up 100 rusty cans has still accomplished a great deal.” – Chris

“As I’ve known about you, for the past 20 seconds, this is your dream.” – Chris

“So I guess only Domino’s is allowed to sell pizza?”