Best of ‘The Goldbergs’ Quotes — ABC

Here are the best ‘The Goldbergs’ quotes. These are from Season 1, Episode 13, titled “The Other Smother.”

‘The Goldbergs’ Quotes

“This is my Mom, Beverly Goldbeg. a shoulder pad and crunchy hair mother warrior. Who top priority was always her kids. Before and helicopter mom and attachment parenting, she was the original smotherer.” – Adult Adam

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa WOAH. They have a college in Hawaii? How did they get a school on an island?”  – Barry

“I don’t want to build her up too much but she is literally the best student that’s ever been or ever will be.” – Beverly

“Honey, I’m your Mother. It’s my job to strong-arm people into seeing how amazing you are.” – Beverly Goldberg Quotes

Worm’s – what’s their deal? – Barry’s Poster

“If you never admit you’re wrong…you’re never wrong!” – Mr. Goldberg

Back int he 80’s …you had to actually spend an hour in a wonderous place called a video store. And it was awesome. The stakes were high. If someone already rented the movie you wanted, you were doomed.  When you were out of options, there was one last hail Mary. The return bin. If your movie was in there, it was like winning the lottery, at least for an obsessive movie geek like me.- Adult Adam

“What’s that smell?” – Barry
“That’s the smell of clean, you’re free to start reversing the process now. – Beverly Goldberg Quotes

“I’m okay with it, mostly ’cause I don’t give a crap.” – Barry Goldberg Quotes

“Oh, so we’re baking political cookies now, huh.” Beverly Goldberg

“All kids hate everything.” – Beverly Goldberg Quotes

“It was my sister’s dark origin story…” – Adult Adam Goldberg Quotes

“You just keep being delicious.” – Beverly Goldberg

“Are you joking with me right now? This is Atari, I have Nintendo.” – Adam Goldberg Quotes

Created by Adam F Goldberg. ‘The Goldbergs’ airs Tuesdays at 9 pm EST on ABC.