Best ‘New Girl’ quotes — Season 4 — “Basketsball”
| January 14, 2014 at 11:33 PM ESTHere are the best ‘New Girl’ quotes from the season 4 episode titled, “Basketsball.”

NEW GIRL: Jess (Zooey Deschanel, L) tries to bond with Coach (guest star Damon Wayans, Jr., R) in the “TBD” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, Jan. 14 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2013 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Greg Gayne/FOX
New Girl Season 4 Quotes – “Basketsball”
Advertising is a dog drinking beer. I’m in marketing, Winston. – Schmidt
Team Drugstore, back from drugstore. Same time next week, then? – Jess
What a walnut. – Jess
I found a way to force myself into all of your lives, you just didn’t know it. Food, Clothes, Onesie pajama’s. – Jess
You refer to it as ‘basketsball.’ – Nick
Men watch sports so we don’t have to talk about childhood stuff. – Nick
Sharks and cats. Whales and dolphins. – Jess
So, where do you do the marketing? – Winston
You’re about to see life happen at the speed of business. – Schmidt
That’s the new guy? New compared to what, the moon? – Schmidt
I dropped some olives under the bed. – Coach
I got little pinchers. – Jess, about her fingers
The bulls are the worst team in the league. – Jess, singing
Michael Jordan is the first man who taught me I could loved a man. – Nick
You’re my girlfriend now, so you gotta be a Bull’s fan. – Nick Miller Quotes
I’m gonna have to turn off the tap. – Nick
I can channel all my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I got through high school. – Jess
That liverspot outsharked me. Can you believe that? I’m a minnow. …the minnow tips his tiny hat to the shark, and then lays down on the toast. – Schmidt
…fight his way to the orangutan ball! – Schmidt Quotes
Men should not wear tank tops. – Jessica Day Quotes
Now excuse me, sex awaits. – Nick
Jess, you win. I wanna take you. Respectfully. – Nick
It would be nice to retroactively justify that mustache. – Schmidt
You’re probably doing your own butt bumps. – Coach