Best ‘New Girl’ quotes — Season 4 — “Basketsball”

Here are the best ‘New Girl’ quotes from the season 4 episode titled, “Basketsball.”

NEW GIRL: Jess (Zooey Deschanel, L) tries to bond with Coach (guest star Damon Wayans, Jr., R) in the “TBD” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, Jan. 14 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2013 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Greg Gayne/FOX

New Girl Season 4 Quotes – “Basketsball”

Advertising is a dog drinking beer. I’m in marketing, Winston. – Schmidt

Team Drugstore, back from drugstore. Same time next week, then? – Jess

What a walnut. – Jess

I found a way to force myself into all of your lives, you just didn’t know it. Food, Clothes, Onesie pajama’s. – Jess

You refer to it as ‘basketsball.’ – Nick

Men watch sports so we don’t have to talk about childhood stuff. – Nick

Sharks and cats. Whales and dolphins. – Jess

So, where do you do the marketing? – Winston

You’re about to see life happen at the speed of business. – Schmidt

That’s the new guy? New compared to what, the moon? – Schmidt

I dropped some olives under the bed. – Coach

I got little pinchers. – Jess, about her fingers

The bulls are the worst team in the league. – Jess, singing

Michael Jordan is the first man who taught me I could loved a man. – Nick

You’re my girlfriend now, so you gotta be a Bull’s fan. – Nick Miller Quotes

I’m gonna have to turn off the tap. – Nick

I can channel all my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I got through high school. – Jess

That liverspot outsharked me. Can you believe that? I’m a minnow. …the minnow tips his tiny hat to the shark, and then lays down on the toast. – Schmidt

…fight his way to the orangutan ball! – Schmidt Quotes

Men should not wear tank tops. – Jessica Day Quotes

Now excuse me, sex awaits. – Nick

Jess, you win. I wanna take you. Respectfully. – Nick

It would be nice to retroactively justify that mustache. – Schmidt

You’re probably doing your own butt bumps. – Coach