The best Mad Men quotes from “The Better Half”

Don and Betty revisited old territory, while Pete sought comfort from Joan. Here are the best quotes from the season 6 episode “The Better Half.”

Don Draper (Jon Hamm) – Mad Men _ Season 6, Episode 9 _ ‘The Better Half’ – Photo Credit: Michael Yarish/AMC

Joan: I can’t solve those problems, Pete. I have those problems. I live with my Mother.

Pete: Thank you, Joan.
Joan: For what?
Pete: …I don’t know.

Betty: I don’t know what’s happened, but I’m all bit up.

Don: An then we went in the woods and made Sally.

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

Don: Do you feel guilty?
Betty: No. This happened a long time ago.

Don: Augh. Menthols. I don’t miss that.

Betty: I can only hold your attention so long.
Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?

Betty: That poor girl. She doesn’t know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Petty: And you’re going to protect me? You only have one hand!

Abe: Maybe we’re not cut out to be pioneers.

Bob: Mr. Sterling!
Roger: Who’re you?

Megan: I don’t know where you’ve gone. But I’m here.