Joan Holloway had the very best quote of this episode of Mad Men (“Christmas Waltz”) when she talked about why a man cheats.
Who do you thinks waiting at home? I bet she’s not ugly. The only sin she’s committed is being familiar. – Joan Holloway quotes season 5 Mad Men
You’re the worst girlfriend in the world.
I’m trading the only thing I have.
But you already gave it away.
Tell him the truth. That always works. – Mad Men quotes season 5
Do you wanna get the rolling pin? – Don Draper quotes season 5
Mad Men Quotes compiled by Small Screen Scoop
How many times have I left you alone with a card from another man? – Roger Sterling Quotes
You’re all getting Christmas bonuses and we’re not. – Don Draper quotes season 5
Prepare to swim in the English Channel and then drown in champagne. – Don Draper quotes season 5